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Please stop trying to get back with me. Seriously bro. Take a hint

i just had the weirdest dream. from now on if i ever have a crazy dream im going to type out as much as i can remember, not in full detail, but the gist of it before it leaves my brain so later i will have a collection of weird old dreams that would’ve typically left my head shortly after I have them

I almost had sex with one of my best friends as they repeatedly started making out with me and throwing themselves on and at me.. im not even going to say what they were wearing and i got up to stall the situation cause it was kind of weird but weirdly hot at the same time meanwhile i think some adam sandler movies playing and as i come back to the couch bed whatever the fuck my family came home so we didn’t end up fucking or whatever you’d call it giving the circumstances but got purtty close 

I accidently called someone i used to be friends with about something in regards to my little brother but then hung up when i realized who i had called and then ended up getting my stuff they still had and they got their stuff from me.. which in real life we don’t have each others things, and then i said it’d be best if we continued to not talk until i go to my baptism in july which i somehow assumed we’d see each other at.. why baptism was in this ill never know and then she started crying and said that she thought about getting me a gift before we met that day and that she wanted to hangout and not not talk which was even weirder and i knew i was dreaming at this point cause theres not an ounce of kind or rational thinking in this human being i used to be close friends with and then it just got weirder when she grabbed my hand and held it in the car.. that was the end of that portion of the dream because i think my sub conscious mid dream just knew that was just no

then the dream switches to me and bria walking down this one hallway, i guess in some kind of church with a little mixture of parks and rec structure, cause i fell asleep watching that show, and i ended up walking on a grill but it wasn’t hot and thinking of how i was going to tell her what happened and then i thought that’d be a dumb idea and then i thought hm i have to pee, now consciously awake i head to my bathroom to take a leak terribly distraught and confused as to why my dream was so clearly drunk.

I’m going back to sleep now. 

skulls-and-sequins:

Me in the morning when I’m woken up

skulls-and-sequins:

Me in the morning when I’m woken up